Xpee Review

Strictly for one very specific crowd

Let’s get the obvious out of the way: Xpee is a scat, pee and puke fetish site, and it doesn’t pretend to be anything else. If that’s not your thing, close the tab now and no hard feelings. If it is, you’re looking at one of the veterans of the niche. The footer says 2005-2026 and calls it “the oldest fetish site on the internet”, which I can’t verify, but the archive certainly feels that old in a good way. There are videos on here uploaded ten years ago sitting right next to ones from two hours ago.

How big the library really is

The site claims over 20,000 videos, and the sidebar counts back that up. Girls pooping shows 27,125 entries, Scat Videos 16,293, Pissing Video 4,532, Panty Poop 2,438, Girls Puking 669 and a small Period porn section with 135. Those numbers overlap, so don’t add them up, but it’s a deep pool for such a narrow fetish.

Most of it is amateur and short. Lots of clips run two to six minutes, though you’ll find compilations of 17 or 18 minutes and the odd longer studio scene. Quality is all over the place. Some thumbnails carry a red HD badge, many don’t, and a lot of the older material looks like it was filmed on whatever was handy at the time. That’s the trade-off with a site built on uploads.

Finding your way around

The layout is simpler than I expected. A slim black bar up top holds Sign up and Log in, then a big dark search bar runs across the header. Under that, the menu goes Latest, Top Rated, Most Viewed, Albums, Categories, Sites, Playlists, Channels, Community and Upload. The homepage opens on Videos Being Watched, a three-across grid of white cards showing runtime, rating, age and view count, followed by New Videos. Honestly, the tag cloud at the bottom is a jumble of single words like “CAN”, “ON” and “THE” mixed in with real tags, so skip it and use search or the category list instead.

The community side is a real part of the site. You can upload, build playlists, follow channels and post photo albums, which is why fresh clips show up every hour or two. The downside is that brand-new uploads often sit at zero views and zero votes, so sorting by Top Rated is the faster route to the good stuff.

Speed and the phone experience

This is where Xpee shows its age. Pages took a while to settle in my test, with thumbnails dropping in a few at a time. It’s not broken, just sluggish, and you notice it most when you page through Latest. The site does have a proper mobile viewport and the card grid stacks down neatly on a small screen.

Ads and what to watch out for

The ad load is light for a free fetish tube. No popups fired when the page opened, and the homepage isn’t plastered in banners. My scan did pick up a handful of third-party ad servers loading quietly in the background, so stray redirects on clicks are possible. An ad blocker is cheap insurance. There’s also a porndude link in the top bar, which is just a partner link.

The Ninja’s verdict

Xpee is plain, a bit slow and not always pretty, but for this particular fetish it has history, volume and an active upload scene. Fans of the niche will find more here than on most competitors. Everyone else has already left, and that’s fine.